How retarded am I? (Yes, that was rhetorical!) Well, I got to work this morning, and managed to fall UP the stairs ... classy. And spill my entire coffee (that I'd just bought from the coffee shop) over myself .... classy.

Being laughed at by a man in a chicken suit ... PRICELESS! (NB: I wasn't drinking again ... we just had a man in a chicken suit handing out samples of our new Knorr Chicken Tonight Stirfry Pouches). Its still MAJOR embarrassing, no matter how you look at it!