I Don't Ask For Much ... Just A Little Concert Etiquette!

Well, after a Sarah-record of 5 gigs in 12 days, I think its only right for me to share my concert-going philosophy with the masses!
There are rules:
1) Don't push your way to the front if you aren't prepared to get knocked about. If you want to stand there and chill out, then do so at the back - be prepared to take a bruise for your music
2) Put your camera/cell phone away! There is no need to phone your friends - if they really wanted to hear the gig, they would have got their own ticket, so they obviously aren't bothered! And as for trying to commemorate the night with photos or recordings, invariably the sound quality will be sh*te, or your end up with photos of backs of heads/raised arms/a blob due to inadequate lighting, so do us all a favour and stop annoying your concert neighbours with this behaviour!
3) Dress accordingly - that means no stilletos! And if you have a coat or bag, use the daamn clockroom! Don't chuck all your stuff on the floor unless you are prepared to have it covered in beer!
4) I'm all for singing - but just because you don't know a song, or perhaps it ain't one of your favourites, don't start a loud conversation with your friends. Respect the fact other people came to hear the band, not what you think of your ex-boyfriend.
5) High pitching screaming ... JUST DON'T!